Prop and Piston
Funny Retro Sports Car T-Shirt: Car Enthusiast Gift
$23.00
Make a bold statement with our “You’re Not Depressed, You Just Need a Corvette” T-Shirt, the perfect blend of humor and car enthusiast style. This high-quality tee is designed for those who appreciate a good laugh and share a passion for sleek, high-performance cars.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35%...
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35%...
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Why it belongs in your collection
Make a bold statement with our “You’re Not Depressed, You Just Need a Corvette” T-Shirt, the perfect blend of humor and car enthusiast style. This high-quality tee is designed for those who appreciate a good laugh and share a passion for sleek, high-performance cars.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
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Returns & support
Eligible items may be returned within 30 days. Contact our team if you need help before or after ordering.